Bride’s Ex Puts Pics Of Him Getting A Blow Job From Her At Every Table At The Wedding And You Know What Happens Next

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: digitalskillet (Getty)

By the time you get married, you should have everything out of your system when it comes to humping other guys or girls.

Or if taking pictures of yourself giving head to a dude is your thing, that’s cool. Just make sure you get it out of the way before you jump into a relationship with the man you’re going to spend the rest of your life with, and you’re probably also going to want to make sure nobody else has those pictures but you.

The reason for that, you see, is if the guy who snapped the picture of his thing in your mouth is still in possession of that photo and feels like you screwed him over when you moved on to another dude, well, it’s only a matter of time before he makes a shit ton of copies of said photo and distributes them to your friends, family or coworkers.

And sometimes, just sometimes, he’ll do that at your wedding. And when he does, something like the groom thinking it’s one of his groomsmen in the picture will happen, and then this will be the end result. Take a look thanks to this Twitter.

And here’s another look:



Here’s our advice: Don’t take pictures of yourself giving blow jobs. You’re welcome.

h/t COED

It also gets pretty crazy when the groom’s other girlfriend show up to the wedding: Side Chick Shows Up To Man’s Wedding And Chaos Ensues

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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