After spending almost two weeks in Wisconsin, I understand why people get outside and do whatever they can even when the temperature is hovering around the freezing point, and that’s because sitting inside and playing Parcheesi or some shit with your family the entire day sucks balls.
You know what else sucks balls? You guessed it: Walking onto a frozen pond on a golf course because that’s where your ball landed, and instead of picking up your ball and throwing it back into the fairway or maybe even just leaving it there because, oh, I don’t know, it’s a just fucking golf ball, taking a swing at it, missing badly, falling onto your ass and then…wait for it…falling through the ice and into the frigid water below.
But don’t take my word for it. Take it from this dipshit:
Guess What Happened When This Golfer Tried To Hit A Ball Off The Frozen Pond
Sorry, bro. That counts as a stroke on the scorecard.
Thankfully, it looks like the dude was able to stay near the surface instead of plunging a few feet below and missing out on the rest of his life.
h/t CBS Sports
