Dude. Use a Gatorade bottle like the rest of us.
While this dude was successful in his boat adventure, the guy below wasn’t, because according to KOMO News, the man behind the wheel of a boat named “Nap Tyme” is lucky he wasn’t seriously injured and that his vessel didn’t sustain any major damage when it collided with a massive state ferry in Washington on Sunday.
Despite the captain of the “Chetzemoka” hammering away on his horn like a two-year-old kid on his new light-up toy from Fisher Price at Christmas to warn the smaller boat to get the hell out of the way, “Nap Tyme” just continued to float into the bigger boat’s path.
So just why did the dude driving his boat let it bounce off the ferry like he was in a game of bumper cars at Six Flags? Was it because he was, well, enjoying some nap time?
Nope. It turns out the captain of “Nap Tyme” had to take a wicked piss and decided to use the bathroom. Let’s see how that turned out:
With decision-making skills such as those, we’ll guess this clown was taking his rich daddy’s boat out for a spin.
Also, shoutout to the guy yelling out on the top deck of the ferry who thought that the guy behind the wheel of the boat would be able to heed his warning despite not being able to hear the massively loud horn from the approaching vessel.
