Either this poor moose found his wife is bed with another bull or grass and water just aren’t doing the trick anymore.
We’ve seen plenty of examples over the years of Russian people going to extremes to get their rocks off, like the hockey player who decided to beat a referee with his hockey stick, because living in the country seems to be almost as exciting as watching my 91-year-old grandfather piss himself at the dinner table, but it appears as though now even the animal population over there is fed up with everyday life.
Case in point is this moose who decided that digging through the snow to find a few blades of grass for lunch was out of the question on this day and wrapping his lips around a car’s exhaust pipe to inhale the toxins coming out of there in hopes of knocking himself out for either a few hours or for the rest of his life was a better alternative.
And Here We Have A Russian Moose Just Inhaling The Fumes From A Car’s Exhaust Pipe
The bad news for the moose is that the driver of the car he was getting his fix from took off before he could pass out from inhaling the fumes, but the good news is that it looks like there are plenty of other cars in the neighborhood that were created before any environmentally-friendly laws were passed that should be able to finish the job.
But hey, at least this moose didn’t end up completely frozen.
h/t UPI
