I’ve never understood why people pay hundreds of dollars to attend a sporting event and then get so shithoused that they miss out on whatever game they paid a crap ton of money to witness. Well, unless of course you’re a member of the Bills Mafia, as getting hammered and doing anything but watching your beloved team play football is simply a way of life.
So while stupid things happen while one is drunk, like the dude who ran over himself with his own truck, or the two drunk idiots who got knocked out, this one has a tad better outcome.
Case in point, this wasted Kansas City Chiefs fan who showed up to Arrowhead Stadium Sunday afternoon to watch his team take on the visiting Tampa Bay Buccaneers but wound up sleeping in his own lap instead. Let’s see how that turned out for him:
Fat, drunk and stupid and with a tower of trash consisting of Budweiser and Bud Light aluminum bottles as well as cheeseburger containers on your back is no way to go through life, son. Then again, with the way the Chiefs played Sunday afternoon, maybe it wasn’t totally this guy’s fault, as two key Kansas City turnovers propelled the visiting Bucs to a 19-17 upset victory and no doubt sent many Chiefs fans to the liquor store afterward to drink away their sorrows.
h/t Busted Coverage
