Deer Gets Hit By SUV And Then Returns To Get Revenge On The Driver

September 29, 2016

Here’s a deer who might be all jacked up on Mountain Dew, Chip!

If you thought the guidos and guidettes from “Jersey Shore” didn’t take shit from anybody, wait until you see how the deer in New Jersey respond to getting drilled by an SUV while trying to cross the street. Take a look at this.

A 43-year-old woman named Ellen Sager was behind the wheel, and she just so happened to open the door at the same moment the pissed off deer was trying to get some. Luckily, she only sustained a minor knee injury while kicking him out of her vehicle.

Hey, I guess we’ve been smoking those things with our vehicles for well over a century now, so it was only a matter of time before one of those crazy fuckers fought back. Sadly, this poor guy didn’t survive the collision, but he might have just started a deer revolution. Godspeed, buddy.

h/t Barstool Sports

Even the asshole Russian judge gave the deer a ’10’ after this nifty maneuver: Deer Gets Hit By A Cop Car, Does Triple Axel Over The Hood, Runs Into Woods

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