Here Are Two Monkeys Having Sex On A Tourist’s Head

September 26, 2016

That has to be good luck, right? I mean, as long as he doesn’t pull out.

A man who recently visited the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary in Ubud, Indonesia had the pleasure of taking in some sacred monkeys, all right. In fact, two of them decided to get a little sacred right on his head, if you know what I mean:

No word if one monkey taking another to pound town on your head is actually considered to be good luck in Indonesia, but if there’s one thing that we’ve learned is an absolute certainty here today boys and girls, it’s that this is why you don’t wear Axe Body Spray to the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary.

h/t BroBible

There is “going for it” and then there is this monkey:

This monkey is a straight up savage pic.twitter.com/h6yp9x9HC5

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 26, 2016

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