Jaguars Fan Busted Sticking His Hands Down His Pants In The Stadium’s Swimming Pool

September 26, 2016

Going to a Jacksonville Jaguars game can be a rather disturbing life choice these days.

For starters, the product on the field that you’re dropping somewhere in the neighborhood of $140-$150 on average to see ranks somewhere between god-awful and pure fucking garbage. I mean, since the start of the 2014 season, Jaguars fans have seen their beloved team win just eight games, including zero this year.

And then there is the filth that is known as the EverBank Field swimming pool. We’ve seen some rather nasty shit go down in that tank in recent years, and this dude hanging out in the pool offered up a friendly reminder of how nasty it can be when he found some time in between snaps to reach down into his swim trunks and briefly say hello to his boys:

A video posted by C|N (@chad_nordstrom) on Sep 25, 2016 at 11:31am PDT

Of course, happy time was over once he realized that cameras had captured the moment he decided to grab ahold of his giggle stick:

And now you know why I don’t shake hands.

h/t Busted Coverage

Hey, at least he didn’t smell the goods: Watch This German Soccer Coach Scratch His Balls And Then Smell His Hands

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