Make America Great Again has launched on Steam, with the side-scrolling PC shoot-’em-up placing the GOP presidential candidate at the forefront of the war against terrorism. Or something.
Though the game doesn’t reference Trump by name, because that would probably result in a lawsuit, it does feature the billionaire’s likeness and his campaign’s slogan. However, that’s where the similarities to the real world end, with the game tasking players with guiding Trump on a one-man path of destruction to “defeat the terrorist forces that threaten the devastated lands of Middle East.”
The game itself looks terrible, with its debut trailer resembling something you’d have played on Flash ten years ago instead of a game you can actually buy in 2016. For instance, here’s a motionless Trump hovering in mid-air in front of a beige backdrop of dilapidated buildings, while incongruously colorful rockets fly in his direction:
Here’s Trump facing off against a helicopter that’s been drawn by an 11-year-old, which is shooting out ping-pong balls against a sunrise that isn’t even circular. The sun has edges. SUNS DON’T HAVE EDGES.
Unsurprisingly, the game has a mostly negative response from Steam users, with the only positive review thus far reading: “Feeble-minded Shillary cucks enjoying your cultural enrichment?
Downvote if you’re unable to think for yourself. (just like you do on reddit)”. You hear that, Shillary cucks? The first step towards Making America Great Again is buying a poorly animated shmup. Get your wallets out.
You can take a look at Make America Great Again‘s Steam page right here.
