So get this… Anne Hathaway plays an alcoholic who loses her boyfriend and her apartment and moves back into her old neighborhood, where she gets a job at a bar and rekindles her friendship with an old schoolyard chum, played by Jason Sudeikis. Also, every time she walks across a children’s playground at a specific time of day a giant monster attacks South Korea.
When people complain that Hollywood keeps making the same movies over and over and over again, I’m not sure that they’re actually asking for Colossal, but at least now they have it. This is a head-scratcher of a movie if ever I’ve seen one. Seventy-five percent of Colossal plays like an underdeveloped 1990s indie dramedy about moving back home and finding yourself, twenty-five percent of it is a high-concept sci-fi movie, and it’s all a jumbled, albeit intriguing metaphor for various unhealthy behaviors.
Nacho Vigalondo’s screenplay for Colossal alludes to a variety of meaningful interpretations for all of this fantasy mumbo-jumbo. The people of Seoul are helpless collateral damage in the messed up morning routines of oblivious fuck-ups who live all the way across the world. You can take that as a critique of American foreign policy, or our place in the global economy, or just as a generic allegory for the unexpected ramifications of getting drunk and making an ass out of yourself. Later, as Anne Hathaway’s character makes a stumbling attempt to right the wrongs she’s caused, the plot veers into darker directions and the kaiju plot begins to relate to more intimate and disturbing issues like abusive relationships and the grotesqueries of male privilege.

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It’s impressive that any film, particularly one as unique as Colossal, can support so many deeper meanings simultaneously. But it would be a heck of a lot more impressive if Colossal were a better film. The acting ranges from fine to outstanding – with Anne Hathaway, predictably, qualifying as “outstanding” – but the pacing is finicky, with repeated scenes of generic socializing taking center stage, defiantly hogging the limelight from the film’s more interesting ideas, and I’m not just talking about all that kaiju insanity. (It’s obvious that the monsters aren’t the “point” of Colossal any more than the missing $40,000 is the “point” of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho.)
It takes a long time for the fantasy elements of Colossal to kick in and the film isn’t terribly interesting until they finally do. Up until that point it covers familiar dramatic territory without much in the way of genuine insight or humor. Once the plot finally does kick in, the film gets obsessed with the particulars how these monsters keep popping up but the explanations don’t so much “make sense” as “get unnecessarily complicated.” The minutiae of how the conceit works is eventually explained in a way that’s so arch and silly that one almost wonders if never explaining it at all would have been less of a distraction.
Colossal is an ambitious and inventive motion picture, but it seems to be fighting itself. The small-scale relationship drama and the ambitious fantastical elements aren’t terribly well-defined as individual elements, and for too much of the film they are kept separate from one another. When Colossal works, it works because of the unusual and unexpected connections between the banal and the bizarre. But the banal is too banal and the bizarre is too bizarre, and they don’t connect nearly often enough.
In other words, the idea of Colossal is a heck of a lot better than the execution, but if any film deserves some bonus points for originality, this is it.
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TIFF 2016: 12 Films That Should Excite You
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All I See Is You
Blake Lively stars as a blind woman who regains her sight, and discovers that her marriage might not be all it seemed to be. A challenging concept with a great cast, directed by Marc Forster (Monster's Ball).
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The Bad Batch
Ana Lily Amirpour brought her unique sensibilities to the vampire genre with the acclaimed A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, and for her big follow-up she's tackling community cannibalism. Another impressive cast features Suki Waterhouse, Jason Momoa, Jim Carrey and Keanu Reeves.
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Colossal
Anne Hathaway stars in a very unusual kaiju story, about a woman who loses everything but discovers she has a connection to a giant monster. Nacho Vigalondo (Time Crimes) directs, Jason Sudeikis and Dan Stevens co-star.
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Elle
Paul Verhoeven may be best known to American audiences as the director of Robocop and Total Recall, but his latest film sounds dark as hell. Isabelle Huppert stars as a successful business woman who is sexually assaulted, and begins stalking her assailant for revenge.
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Free Fire
Kill List and High-Rise director Ben Wheatley travels to America for a shoot out movie with a stellar cast, including Cillian Murphy and recent Oscar-winner Brie Larson. Will the horror master who brought us Kill List be able to change the way we look at action?
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The Handmaiden
Shock filmmaker Chan-wook Park has blown our minds with disturbing films like Oldboy and Stoker, but his new film is a classy period piece about a handmaiden (hence the title) conning her new mistress, but falling in love with her anyway. The promise of sumptuous costumes and production design, old school romance and - since it's still Chan-wook Park after all - a few mind-blowing twists make The Handmaiden one of the most enticing films of the year.
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Jackie
Since winning a Best Actress Oscar for Black Swan, Natalie Portman hasn't really found a high-profile role worthy of her talents. Perhaps this biopic about Jackie Kennedy, which takes place over the course of the JFK assassination, will finally give her the opportunity to shine again.
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La La Land
Damien Chazelle does an about-face after his impossibly dark, award-winning Whiplash for a colorful musical about Hollywood, inspired by European classics like The Umbrellas of Cherbourg. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling reteam for a film that everybody is already raving about after its premiere at other festivals.
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Loving
One of the most important court cases in American history, dramatized by the great Jeff Nichols (Mud), starring the great Ruth Negga (Preacher) and the great Joel Edgerton (Warrior), as an interracial couple who dared to get married when their love was literally illegal.
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A Monster Calls
The Orphanage director J.A. Bayona returns to the supernatural genre with an adaptation of the hit novel by Patrick Ness, about a boy who deals with his mother's illness by escaping into a world of the supernatural. A Monster Calls could be one of those rare films that bridges the gap between horror and drama in a way that awards voters find palatable... if it's good enough.
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Nocturnal Animals
A Single Man director Tom Ford finally - FINALLY - returns with an ambitious dramatic thriller, starring Amy Adams as a woman who gets lost in a novel written by her first husband, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Whatever Tom Ford is doing, we're interested.
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(re)Assignment
Genre master Walter Hill is back with a premise so audacious, it's downright offensive. Michelle Rodriguez plays a man who is forced to undergo genre reassignment surgery, and sets out to exact revenge. Will (re)Assignment be completely wrongheaded and worthy of scorn, or will Walter Hill prove that he has something worthwhile to say?
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The Unknown Girl
The Dardennes Brothers try their hand at the thriller genre with an emotional drama about a doctor at a clinic who ignores a patient's cries for help, and winds up exploring the unknown woman's life out of guilt after she dies. Few filmmakers navigate difficult emotions more beautifully than the Dardennes.
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