Odds are before today if you heard the name Meaalofa Te’o, the most popular response would have been, “Who in the hell is Meaalofa Te’o?”
Well, now the entire world will know him as an absolute savage beast on the rugby pitch after somebody posted this video of the nine-year-old reminding his opponents and their parents that the game of rugby isn’t for everybody.
Of course, it does help that Te’o is about three times the size of every other player, but hey, as long as his parents aren’t pulling the ol’ Danny Almonte thing where he’s really like a 15-year-old kid bowling over a bunch of eight and nine-year-olds, then so be it.
It’s called life, and sooner or later, the rest of those kids are going to figure out that it can indeed sometimes be quite the bitch.
h/t USA Today
Finally, somebody had the balls to just drill a kickoff as hard as they could at the closest player on the other team: Probably The Greatest Onside Kick Of All Time