Soccer can be a dangerous sport at times. I mean, I’ve seen guys shatter their shins to shit after colliding with another player, guys knock each other unconscious trying to play the ball with their heads and even one referee get shot by an insane player.
And oh yeah, we almost forgot about the guy who recently crushed his cock and balls when he slid into the goal post trying to prevent the opposing team from scoring:
Making matters worse, the poor dude crushed his rocks trying to prevent the ball from finding the back of the net, and it still went in.
The good news? You guessed it: He may have prevented himself from ever having kids in the process, which is nice.
h/t Barstool Sports
Maybe just a fist bump this time around will do, pal: Watch This German Soccer Coach Scratch His Balls And Then Smell His Hands
