‘Doom’ Featuring Nothing But Grunting Tim Allen Is Easily The Stupidest Thing You’ll Ever See

September 2, 2016

Photo: ABC Photo Archives/ABC (Getty).

Let me make this perfectly clear: This is a complete and utter waste of your time. But I’ll be damned if it’s not the funniest waste of time I’ve ever sat through (for nearly five minutes) in my life. What you see is what you get, and what you get is a version of the video game Doom where every texture and sound file has been replaced by Tim Allen from Home Improvement. Literally everything. And it’s all thanks to YouTube user Marisa Kirisame.

‘Doom’ Featuring Grunting Tim Allen Is The Stupidest Thing Ever

All that said, if this doesn’t sound like your cup of tea, please walk away now while you have some dignity left.

If it’s any consolation, at least the headshot they used is autographed. That’s kinda cool, right? Right?? AEUHHH????

h/t The A.V. Club

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