Look both ways before walking into or crossing the street.
That’s something my mother has been preaching to me since the day I figured out that the toilet was a better place than the back of my Wranglers to deposit the goods. And come to think of it, that’s some damn good advice that has held true every time I’ve been walking, jogging, biking or driving ever since.
And by the looks of things, that same rule of thumb seems like it comes into play when you’re fighting as well:
Rule #1 of any drunken scuffle ..keep your head on a swivel
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These two idiots also serve as a great reminder to never drink and drive. Even if you’ve only had three or four or nine beers, all it takes is something like two guys bringing their brawl to the front of your mom’s minivan, and now all of a sudden you’re the one who winds up getting dicked because of it.
h/t Barstool Sports
