Dude Obliterates Another Man’s Face With One Punch At Russian KFC

July 22, 2016

Geez. I think I would have rather had them undercook the chicken.

If I’m ever forced to take a trip to Russia, the last place you’ll find me is onsite at what’s left of Chernobyl. Next on that list? You guessed it: KFC.

By the looks of things, they take their $5 Fill-Ups rather seriously over there:

Well, if the monosodium glutamate wasn’t already destroying that guy’s brain, it looks as though that one-and-done right hook did the trick.

Godspeed to that poor bastard. I mean, here’s to hoping the next time he walks into a KFC he’s able to eat the mashed potatoes and gravy without the need of having somebody spoon-feed it to him.

h/t Barstool Sports

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