Water Slide Loses Fun Factor When Texas Man Flies Out And Falls Down Cliff

July 20, 2016

You have to think a Dallas man would have been better off going on a massive hookers and blow bender instead of on a water slide near Lake Travis in Austin recently, and that’s because instead of making it to the bottom of the slide, he sailed over the edge and fell to the bottom of a rocky cliff.

Luckily for David Salmon, he still has a pulse to go along with a broken arm and fractured ribs. And luckily for us, somebody was filming the moment he was launched out of the slide and over the edge of that cliff:

Salmon seems to be thrilled that he won’t need surgery to repair his body, while you have to think whoever owns that slide has to be thrilled that it sounds like Salmon has no intention of suing the shit out of them.

h/t BroBible

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