Watch This Groom Just Keep On Chugging Along After His Bride Falls Off Their Scooter

July 20, 2016

That love affair ended rather quickly.

They do things differently in China, and that’s OK. Well, unless you’re this bride who recently fell off the back of a scooter being driven by her new husband and then just stared at him drive away while she lay on the pavement:

I mean, I get that the young lady looks like she’s on the petite side, but damn, dude. How could you not feel that your ride just got lighter by about 100 pounds?

Who knows? Maybe that’s considered good luck in China, but I highly doubt it. Our guess is that if the newlyweds ever find themselves in a house fire, here’s how that situation will probably play out:

h/t UPI

Here’s another wedding that got off to a smashing start: Groomsman’s Epic Entrance Fail Damn Near Knocked Out Bridesmaid

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