Usually when you say that a band’s performance was shit-your-pants awesome, it’s just a funny way to say that the show was phenomenal.
But that’s not the case this time around.
According to Philadelphia Magazine, a woman literally shit her pants while watching Guns N’ Roses deliver the goods to a crowd of tens of thousands at Lincoln Financial Field Thursday night.
While others called the performance “sweaty and strong,” writer Victor Fiorillo gave the show a mixed review, saying the combination of the heat, booze and sizable crowd made for a not-so-pleasurable experience. In fact, he even witnessed at least one female adult concertgoer shit her pants during the first set:
“Seriously, was there anyone at the Guns N’ Roses show that wasn’t completely inebriated? People were pretty clearly trying to relive their 20s, and it didn’t appear to be going well based on the number of middle agers I saw getting sick or on the verge of it.
One woman fell down drunk and pooped her pants, and that was within the first hour of the show. Excessive drinking, excessive heat, and excessive crowds are not a good combination.”
Who knows? Maybe the young lady was from Canada, as we’ve heard that kind of behavior there is considered the ultimate compliment. Or maybe it’s just farting at the dinner table. Either way, gross.
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