Here’s Kate Beckinsale Dressed In A Huge Penis Costume

July 12, 2016

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I’m sure there are some of you out there who have longed for the day that actress Kate Beckinsale would rise from her bed, brush her teeth, stare in the mirror and say, “You know, what the hell? I’m going to dress up in a giant pork sword costume for no apparent reason today.”

And if you fall into that category, well, congratulations, my friend:

Just a girl trying to make it in a man’s world… pic.twitter.com/dfonphfFH0

— Kate Beckinsale (@KateBeckinsale) July 11, 2016

I’ll be honest: Even if she’s sporting a beanbag 8,000 times the size of mine, I’d still ask her to join me for dinner at Applebee’s, in part because it seems like the only restaurant that would let us in while she’s clothed in an enormous pecker outfit.

h/t Mashable

Oh, and that guy who dressed up in a giant penis costume and sprayed confetti on Norwegian beachgoers last year? Yeah, he’s a real dick: This Giant Penis Sprays People With Confetti In Effort To Promote Safe Sex

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