Good lord! She looks almost as incensed as the dork who plowed into me at Ralphs last night and claimed I ruined his game of “Pokémon Go” that for some reason led him to the frozen foods section.
A young lady on the keys for the Boston Crusaders Drum & Bugle Corps who looks like a cross between Ellen DeGeneres and Joffrey Baratheon recently gave a performance for the ages in the “possibly possessed or maybe just batshit crazy” category:
To be fair, those familiar with the Boston Crusaders Drum & Bugle Corps have said that this type of intensity is par for the course during their performances. Still, if this young lady asks for a bottle of Chardonnay, you might want to make sure it’s chilled to perfection before you even think about bringing it out to her table.
You know, just to be safe.
h/t Barstool Sports
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