Watching a grown man get popped in the jewels is usually hysterical, especially when that grown man isn’t you. But when a nut shot is so painful that it prevents the poor bastard from being able to walk it off, then we’ll refrain from laughing and take a moment to pray for his stones instead.
Such was the case Sunday afternoon during the fourth inning of Cleveland’s 8-3 curb stomping of the Angels when Mike Trout smoked a 106 MPH ground ball toward Juan Uribe at third base. Uribe tried to corral the baseball with his glove, but he wound up knocking it down with his testicles instead.
Just brutal to watch. Here’s another look for this unfortunate play.
Uribe grimaced in pain for a few minutes and even had trouble standing before a courtesy cart was summoned to take him off the diamond. The Indians are calling it a testicular contusion, while we’re calling it the worst day of Juan Uribe’s life. Good luck, man.
h/t BroBible
