Dude Can’t Handle Thrill Of G-Max Bungee Ride, Pukes All Over Himself

May 23, 2016

The average person can handle a g-force of up to 5 g, which is exactly where the extreme G-Max thrill ride at Clarke Quay Fairground in Singapore tops out. So at least when it comes to bungee rides, I guess you could technically say that this poor bastard is less than average:

To be fair, that kid looked as though just the thought of what was going to happen on that ride was enough to do the trick, so once that puppy got going, it was just a matter of time. It’s also a good thing the kid didn’t stop at Taco Bell for dinner beforehand, or he probably would have also shit his pants.

Then again, it’s been proven millions of times over that it doesn’t take a G-Max bungee ride for that to happen.

h/t Barstool Sports

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