We’ve heard there are a lot of great things to do in Jamaica these days, whether it’s soaking up some rays on the beach, taking a few hits of the devil’s lettuce or pounding down a few bottles of Red Stripe. Really, that all sounds spectacular.
Going to a Jamaican dance hall and getting picked up by some dude who looks like he’s on some combination of snout candy and bath salts and being spun through the air like a helicopter? Yeah, not so much:
I need answers to the questions I do not have. pic.twitter.com/zr2rNTa2gc
— Rohan Perry (@QuitePerry) May 5, 2016
The good news for this young lady is that we didn’t see any teeth go flying as if somebody dropped a container of Tic Tacs. The bad news is that her face is probably going to be an icebreaker until Labor Day.
h/t Barstool Sports
Does it get any better than dancing fails? Well, yes, but still: Woman Damn Near Breaks Her Face Attempting The ‘Dirty Dancing’ Move