This Is Considered Dancing In Jamaica

By Tommy Gimler

We’ve heard there are a lot of great things to do in Jamaica these days, whether it’s soaking up some rays on the beach, taking a few hits of the devil’s lettuce or pounding down a few bottles of Red Stripe. Really, that all sounds spectacular.

Going to a Jamaican dance hall and getting picked up by some dude who looks like he’s on some combination of snout candy and bath salts and being spun through the air like a helicopter? Yeah, not so much:



The good news for this young lady is that we didn’t see any teeth go flying as if somebody dropped a container of Tic Tacs. The bad news is that her face is probably going to be an icebreaker until Labor Day.

h/t Barstool Sports

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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