Kobe Bryant’s long farewell season is finally coming to a close tonight. And since Kobe spent his entire career trying to be like Mike — from his fadeaway jumpers to his celebratory fist pumps to his post-game interview style — let’s take a look at how the Black Mamba stacked up against His Airness. (Short answer: not so great.)

Sorry, Kobe. (Look on the bright side, it shouldn’t be hard to surpass Jordan as an owner.)