Geez. What happens when this girl’s mom forgets to pack a Fruit Roll-Up in her lunch?
According to WBTW, a goalkeeper for the Pine Forest High School girls soccer team was suspended for two games after she delivered a vicious hit on an opposing player near the end of a recent game.
Pine Forest was undefeated heading into their match against Pinecrest, and down 4-1 with time expiring, that was apparently goalie Cassie Sturtz’s way of dealing with defeat.
Personally, I think a two-game suspension isn’t even close to being enough for nearly decapitating your opponent simply because you can’t handle losing a meaningless soccer game. Then again, maybe officials with the North Carolina Soccer Referees Association are afraid that Sturtz will do the same thing to them if they enforce any further punishment.
Our advice? You guessed it: Fellas, if Sturtz asks you to be her date to the prom this week, either say yes and go through with it or transfer schools.
This clown thought a meaningless soccer game was worth getting charged with attempted manslaughter: Turkish Soccer Player Gets Attempted Manslaughter Charge After Kicking Opponent In Face
