Not too many people are high on the Philadelphia Phillies this year, and that’s probably because their roster is for the most part made up of minor league talent and veterans who hit their prime when Bush was still in the White House.
But this dog and his two owners couldn’t give two shits if the Phillies win 12 games or 120 in 2016. If the woman’s perma-smile doesn’t give you that impression, then Keith Hernandez’s doppelgänger and his early-1980s mullet and state trooper mustache combo should do the trick.
And then, of course, there’s the pooch who looks like he took three or four pulls off a joint from Willie Nelson’s personal stash. I mean, look at the state of euphoria this dog was in despite the fact that his beloved team was scoreless through seven innings:
This screenshot makes me so jealous, although I’m not sure if it’s because that dog looks like he’s in a state of happiness that could only be obtained if my wife invited her best friend to spend the night with us or if it’s because that mustache is so damn impressive.
h/t Deadspin
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