Front Row Basketball Fan Caught Picking His Nose Big Time

March 29, 2016

The Oklahoma City Thunder beat the snot out of the Toronto Raptors at the Air Canada Centre last night thanks in large part to Russell Westbrook’s 16th triple-double of the season.

And speaking of snot, it looks as though at least one fan had quite a bit of it plugging one of his nostrils, so much so that TV cameras picked him up sitting over Luis Scola’s shoulder and digging for gold not once, but twice:

Seriously, this is why I am done shaking hands in 2016. If this is what this guy is doing in front of almost 20,000 people, imagine what’s going down once he gets inside a men’s room. There’s almost zero chance that he’s washing his hands after he’s done seeing a man about a horse.

h/t Barstool Sports

The big story was the glob of snot hanging from this poor woman’s nose: This Reporter Had A Major Snot Problem On Live TV

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