In what is quickly becoming one of our favorite segments here at Mandatory, this week’s “‘Idiocracy‘ is Already Upon Us” case pits a young woman and her cellphone against a microwave. The phone’s battery is only at 20 percent, and the young lady thinks she can charge it quickly by nuking it in the microwave.
Let’s see how that works out for her:
“It’s because I put two seconds.”
No, it’s because you put your phone in the f–king microwave, sweetheart.
h/t BroBible
Trying to nuke a glow stick in the microwave is also a brilliant idea: Absolute Moron Puts Glow Stick In Microwave And It Explodes In His Face