If the goal was just to make the shop owner shit his pants, then we’re pretty sure he succeeded. But if this guy was hired to actually end a Brazilian shop owner’s life, then he might want to think about looking for a new line of work.
According to Mirror, a store owner in Araguapaz was recently the target of an attempted assassination as he brought what looks like some pretty sweet brooms and shovels out to the front of his store. Shocking CCTV footage showed a hitman approach the store owner and fire his gun at his head at point blank range, but none of the shots were accurate enough to take him out.
One bullet managed to graze Jaire Nato Gonzalo de Sousa’s dome while another became lodged in the man’s stomach. He was rushed to the hospital, and officials there said he is now out of harm’s way.
The terrible shot was later identified as “somebody who was already on the run for a murder carried out last year,” which means that he hasn’t always sucked at his job.
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