Santa probably couldn’t give two shits about any volleyball team at Ball State University, so by that rationale, we’ll go with Letterman.
Holy barbate beard and bawdy baldness, Batman! Take a look at what former late night king David Letterman looks like less than one year after retirement:
David Letterman is really embracing this retirement thing pic.twitter.com/TzeJ0ynyt7
— Ashok Moore (@AshokaESPN) March 23, 2016
Seriously, if you were to tell us that Letterman took his entire savings and put it on Michigan State to win the NCAA Tournament this year, lost and now lives under a freeway overpass just outside of Toledo, based on this picture, I’d have to think about it before saying there’s no way that could be true.
h/t BroBible
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