Painful? Obviously. Unethical? Probably. But make no mistake about it, gentlemen. That is definitely an effective way to make sure he doesn’t advance the ball.
According to Deadspin, a French rugby player had quite the scare during a match last month after an opposing player nearly ripped his dick off of his body while making a tackle.
Haydn Peacock (seriously, that’s his name) said the pain he experienced during and after the tallywacker tackle was “alright,” but it wasn’t until he took a look at his hog at halftime that he knew something was seriously wrong.
“I checked on it and the skin is half ripped off and I was like, ‘Shit, where’s the doctor? Where’s the doctor?'”
Peacock needed 11 stitches to repair his mangled cock, but it sounds like everything is going to be OK with the little guy. And kudos to his teammates, who were reportedly “pissing themselves laughing” after taking a peek at the aftermath instead of lynching the asshole who nearly destroyed Peacock’s reason for living.
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