Guess What Happens When This Idiot Tries To Look Cool Next To An Oncoming Train

March 15, 2016

Mike Judge and the rest of the geniuses behind the movie “Idiocracy” made one glaring mistake when they created their masterpiece 10 years ago, as they predicted the human race would be dumber than a box of shit 500 years from now.

This video is Exhibit A in the argument that it didn’t take that long, as we are already there in 2016, fellas:

So, I guess technically Judge and his pals are right in that if we’re already this stupid in 2016, then we’re obviously going to be absolute morons almost 500 years from now (brought to you by Carl’s Jr).

Now here’s hoping that guy is still alive.

h/t Barstool Sports

I’m telling you, it’s in every corner of the globe, bro: Australian Man Trying To Cross Tracks Almost Gets Smoked By Train

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