Man Learns Valuable Lesson About Riding A Horse While Drunk

March 14, 2016

Screenshot: LiveLeak

If the two liters of Jim Beam didn’t have this dude feeling dizzier than Forrest Gump after he touched a boob for the first time, well, this probably did the trick:

Now there is a slight chance the horse might have been spooked by that annoying dog barking up a storm nearby, but odds are it threw this guy off its back because he was drunker than Johnny Manziel on a Tuesday afternoon.

h/t LiveLeak

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