Here’s A Gross But Effective Way To Get Your Own Section At A Sporting Event

To be fair, it looks as though if this guy wanted to watch the game from his own section, he could have just walked to one of the dozens of sections that were already empty. But to be fair about that, it doesn’t look like walking anywhere is high on the list of his priorities.

Instead, this guy went with Plan B: Letting loose a fart so rotten that it pretty much cleared his entire section of other dudes who were trying to take in a soccer game.


Just how rancid was this guy’s ass thunder? Keep in mind, everybody was watching the game outside, and the fart cloud was still so putrid that grown men were running from their seats 45 seconds later.

The gang at LiveLeak said Fartgate went down at a recent match in either Iraq or Israel, but we honestly couldn’t give two shits. The important thing here is that dropping ass is apparently hysterical in every corner of the globe.

It’s worse when girls fart for some reason: Girl Shocks Her Brother With Loud, Powerfully Gross Fart

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