When you win the lottery, you probably shouldn’t run into the middle of the street and yell to your neighbors that the winning ticket in your hand is worth $150 million. And when you buy a new 65-inch television, you probably don’t want to parade it through town and tell everyone that you’re putting it in the guest room with the patio door that never seems to lock all the way.
And when you buy $10,000 worth of new Air Jordan 12 The Masters, you probably shouldn’t start bragging about it in front of a dozen strangers while your back is turned on the open car that is housing your stash. Otherwise, this could happen:
Boy, the guy who’s taking video and reminding the dude that his “shit look short” sure isn’t helping the situation. We’ll assume that he isn’t friends with the dude who just got robbed, or if he is, he’s just one of those friends who’s also a dick.
h/t The Shoe Game
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