We lied. While these mean tweets were certainly labeled “Movie Edition,” it’s pretty much business as usual for the popular “Jimmy Kimmel Live” staple. We’re not saying that like it’s a bad thing; just don’t expect the tweets to be about movies. They consist more of wanting to take dumps in the mouth of Emily Blunt and Susan Sarandon’s “big fat saggy boobs” (their words, not mine). Plenty more where that came from, too.

Simone Biles‘ honeymoon trip with husband, Jonathan Owens, was truly one of a kind if the photos are anything to go…