Guess What Happened When A 68-Year-Old Woman Entered The Cage For An MMA Fight

February 25, 2016

There were many people who lost their shit last week after a Cleveland area high school girls basketball team curb stomped their opponent in a playoff game by the score of 108-1. Most of them, however, failed to see that the lopsided score was the result of a ridiculous playoff system that allowed a team with just one regular season win to participate in the postseason and not a Hall of Fame coach running up the score.

Well, it’s not a high school basketball game that has people shaking their heads this time around, but it’s kind of the same premise.

Sparta Combat League (SCL) 48 went down at the Grizzly Rose in Denver last Saturday, and the match everybody is talking about featured a 24-year-old named Laura Dettman in one corner.

In the other corner? You guessed it: A 68-year-old woman named Ann Perez.

Let’s see how that worked out for Perez:

Guess What Happened When A 68-Year-Old Woman Entered The Cage For An MMA Fight

Wow. Just an absolute ass pounding. I mean, who would have thought that’s how the match would have ended up?

Of course, Perez did a hell of a lot better than poor Marge in “The Foot Fist Way”:

h/t BroBible

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