Michael Strahan’s Fingers Are The Most Disgusting Things You’ll See Today

February 24, 2016

Are you near the end of a weight loss challenge with your friends and totally craving a Meat Lover’s Pizza from Pizza Hut?

Well, this should kill your appetite:

Those fingers belong to Hall of Fame defensive end Michael Strahan, who I used to think was the luckiest man alive. I mean, despite the fact that he’s sporting the Panama Canal between his two front teeth and talks with a lisp, the dude is the star of “Fox NFL Sunday” and “Live! with Kelly and Michael,” and you’ll see him later this year as the host of “$100,000 Pyramid.”

That usually doesn’t happen to people, kids. Then again, you could say the same thing about his fingers.

h/t BroBible, photo via Twitter

Look how much fun it is when you get hammered in the freezing cold: This Girl’s Frostbitten Fingers Will Make You Never Want To Drink In The Snow

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

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