Honey, how many treats do we usually give Fido? I think today we should double it.
According to USA Today, a Queensland man was recently chilling in his backyard and didn’t notice one of the most venomous snakes in the world quickly making its way toward his feet.
Luckily, his dog lived up to his “man’s best friend” billing and not only prevented the eastern brown snake from getting inside the house but also kept it from taking a poisonous bite out of his ankles.
For absolute safety, the dude might also want to think about keeping his ass in his shorts the next time he’s outside, as those slithery little things can seemingly get into every nook and cranny.
No word on what happened to the snake or if it’s still hanging out somewhere in the yard, but if I’m that guy, I’m waiting at least a year or two before letting my kid play on that slide.
Here’s a story that is pretty much the exact opposite: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors
