Here’s A Guy With His Ass Hanging Out Of His Shorts Robbing Two People

February 1, 2016

Have you seen this butt crack?

According to Huffington Post, police in Florida are still searching for the “Butt Crack Bandit,” a man who held up two people in Fort Lauderdale in August with a gun. Oh, and with his fat ass hanging out of his gym shorts:

Police have had no luck identifying him and his accomplice, so they finally released a video of the incident on YouTube last week, you know, just a mere four and a half months after it went down.

They haven’t revealed what was in the backpack they stole from the two people who were sitting behind the bushes, but it’s safe to say that it probably wasn’t a box of Girl Scout Cookies.

This guy got nabbed by the cops after he shit his drawers: Colorado Thief Nabbed By Police After He Leaves His Crap-Filled Underwear At The Scene

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