Yeah, waiter? Check, please!
According to Mashable, a 20-year-old Norwegian woman “prefers to crawl on her hands and knees and communicate through meowing” because she thinks she’s a cat trapped inside a human body.
No, seriously:
“Nano” says she also hates dogs, sleeps in sinks and windowsills, and even has superior vision at night, which makes it much easier to “hunt mice.”
How many mice has she caught so far? You guessed it: Zero.
Thankfully, there’s a video clip of Nano getting interviewed by a Norwegian nationwide radio channel that you should keep handy for the next time your wife says that you are crazy:
You have to love how when the NRK P3 reporter asked Nano what things she can hear that others can’t, she responded with “suitcases rolling on the ground” and “keys clinking in pockets.” You also have to love how nobody in the last 20 years has told Nano that humans hear that shit as well.
Nano is single.
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