Here’s A Drunk Rugby Player Pissing Himself And Trying To Hump A Dog

January 27, 2016

It’s not very often that you hear anybody, much less the Club Captain of the Sydney Roosters, say they want to have sex with a dog, but that’s exactly what we have here.

National Rugby League player Mitchell Pearce’s career is now “in doubt” after a video surfaced of him forcefully kissing a woman who claims to be a lesbian, pissing on her couch, pissing himself, having simulated sex with the woman’s dog and then saying, “I want to f–k your dog. I don’t even care anymore.”

Cheers, mate.

#ACA9‘s EXCLUSIVE vision of Mitchell Pearce’s disgraceful behaviour caught on camera. https://t.co/oDDVWXrEZq

— A Current Affair (@ACurrentAffair9) January 27, 2016

Let’s be honest: Any hope of running for political office in the future most likely flew out the window after Pearce said, “I want to f–k animals and that.” There’s just no coming back from that one.

h/t Barstool Sports

The ol’ puke in a cup and drink it trick: No One Will Ever Be As Drunk As This Guy

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