Let’s be honest with ourselves, there is exactly one reason any man would brave the elements in New York City right now for a bottle of lotion, and it doesn’t have anything to do with keeping their hands moisturized or celebrating a test well taken. Well, I guess to a certain extent it does, but I don’t think I need to paint a picture here. In fact, I’d rather not. The kid’s nervous laugh when asked point blank what he needs the lotion for this says it all. Maybe even a little too much.
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