“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” continues to reel in money as nerds continue to see it over and over again. But it’s probably best that the tiny group of people who still haven’t seen the biggest film ever stay away from this guy on the highway, because he’s ruining the film’s biggest shocker (although since I haven’t seen it either, does Darth Vader return looking for 50/50 custody because that’s also a big shocker?).
Oh, and heads up, there is a MASSIVE SPOILER below.
Troll level: expert pic.twitter.com/NDwyFJYmFd
— Eric Von Finkleberry (@FINK_BOMB) January 11, 2016
Poor Harrison Ford and his earring.
Update: This man hasn’t been seen since.
h/t Deadspin
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