The Craziest Dan Bilzerian Photos of 2015

While the majority of us were busy looking for the perfect filter to showcase that picture of the dessert we ordered so we could show it to our 40 followers, Dan Bilzerian was busy posting pictures of guns, naked women and zoo animals in what was one insane year for Dan.

Check out the craziest Dan Bilzerian photos of 2015:

Dan for president?

It’s been over 100 years since we had a president with a beard… Get a shirt and support the campaign at www.Bilzerian16.com #Bilzerian16

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Apr 26, 2015 at 6:17pm PDT

If Donald Trump somehow has a chance to be president, Dan should as well as he posted a picture of himself on a private jet with Jessa Hinton sporting a “Bilzerian ’16” t-shirt.

Yoga made interesting

I said I wanna go to the gym… She said that position is called the sexual frog

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 16, 2015 at 5:33pm PDT

Yoga has never interested me, but I’ve also never been to this type of class. I really need to look up some yoga classes like this; preferably ones that include Lindsey Pelas and Khloe Terae.

Traffic doesn’t seem so bad now

I’m guessing this thing will end up in the ocean by the end of the day… @bp2269

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Dec 12, 2015 at 1:17pm PST

When Dan is behind the wheel, he prefers that hot women are in the car with him…and outside of the car, too.

The only way to play video games

It’s unreal how lucky some of these kids are, their parents just give them money and they sit around and play xbox all day

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Aug 4, 2015 at 2:05am PDT

While the idea of playing video games on a massive TV is appealing, the idea of playing video games on a massive TV while surrounded by half naked women is a tad more appealing.

Pet goat anyone?

EA sent me the new @Battlefield Hardline, they must know I like to shoot from moving vehicles, too bad they didn’t send girls too #ad #Goat

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Mar 19, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT

If you aren’t lucky enough to get hot, half naked women to play video games with you, having a pet goat keep you company is also pretty normal.

Dan’s thoughts on gun control

Selfie Sunday’s @rosieroff @misssierrarene @steph_m_snyder @jazelle_1 @jordancarverofficial

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 4, 2015 at 3:37am PDT

Well, that’s one way to showcase your thoughts on gun control; just tell Rosie Roff and other hot women to pose with them while half naked.

Not exactly Supercuts

They originally came to bleach @gbaroth’s anus

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Nov 10, 2014 at 4:13am PST

Sure, it’s a drag to sometimes get your hair cut, but it’s not much of a drag when hot women and their boobs are pressed up against you.

How Dan takes his snacks

Lotta people talked shit about me supporting the #NRA, focus on your job, it’s a weekday you simple fucks #Bilzerian16

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Apr 28, 2015 at 1:37pm PDT

Sure, paper plates might be easier to eat from, but Dan prefers having his fruit lie on a naked woman while another naked woman feeds him.

Well that’s one way to learn about the lord

Bible study

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on Jun 16, 2015 at 6:58pm PDT

Dan captioned this photo “bible study,” because it’s always important to learn about your religion.

When you make your own army

I wanted to stay home and play video games, but my associates convinced me to take them shooting @rosieroff @toochi_kash @jazelle_1

A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 4, 2015 at 7:53pm PDT

Because what else do rich people do with their time?

Just a normal vacation for Dan