Feces Navidad.
According to Huffington Post, a Las Vegas man fed up with thieves stealing packages off his front porch this holiday season got the ultimate revenge when he recently recorded a man stealing a box of dog poop that he left on said porch.
Homeowner Eric Burdo left the box o’ crap on his porch last Thursday, and sure as shit, some dude ran up there and grabbed it on Sunday.
Las Vegas Man Sick Of Getting Mail Stolen Puts Dog Poop In Box And Records Thief Taking It
“I was kind of excited and I just kept replaying it,” Burdo told a local TV station. “I just kind of wanted to give them back something.”
Burdo said he didn’t call police because he didn’t want to tell them that somebody stole a box of poop off his front porch. He hopes the thief learned his lesson and stays away from his house in the future.
Although, we wouldn’t mind hearing about one more minuscule package getting ganked just to see what Burdo would do for an encore.
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