It looks like you won’t have to drop 20 bucks on “Creed” to take in an amazing fight sequence this holiday season, thanks to a monkey in Chachoengsao, Thailand, who decided to claim some bro’s motorcycle as his own last week.
The monkey then took his dick move to the next level by biting the bike seat and urinating on it. That was the last straw for the owner, who hurled one of his shoes at the primate in retaliation. And that was apparently the only straw for the monkey, who immediately launched himself in the man’s direction and kick-started the craziest monkey-human brawl since “Kong.”
If you’re scoring the fight at home, it was pretty even until the dude threw dirt at the monkey. We docked him a point for that shady shit, as everybody knows you don’t throw dirt or sand at people or animals.
Then again, you don’t pee on a man’s motorcycle seat either.
h/t BroBible
It doesn’t end well when you give a monkey the finger either: Young Tourist Flips Off Monkey, Gets Drop Kicked By Monkey
