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According to Mirror, a recent soccer match in Spain took a turn for the worse when a player who was already suspended for receiving two yellow cards in the previous game ran onto the field, dropped his tracksuit and tried beating an assistant referee with his penis.
A Soccer Player Ran Onto The Field And Tried To Attack A Referee With His Penis
Yup, that is a true story that took place in Granada during a battle between CD Abes and Gabia CF in the Second Division Andalucia Senior, whatever the hell that means.
The suspended player apparently became became super pissed after he felt the referees made a “wrong decision” at the 80th minute of the game, and decided to make an even worse decision by storming the field to attack a lineman with his dick.
The unnamed player has since been banned by his club and might want to think about spending his time away from the game in some form of therapy.
