Here’s The Harvard Band Spelling Out ‘Penis’ On The Football Field

By Tommy Gimler

See, even the smart kids get a kick out of dick jokes.

According to SB Nation, the Harvard University Band performed in front of dozens of fans during halftime of Saturday’s game against the visiting Penn Quakers. And maybe since there were so few people in the stands, they thought they could spell out “penis” on the field and get away with it.

They did not.

No band members or instructors have addressed or apologized for the penis formation, leading some to believe that it was actually an honest mistake. But we think the smart kids tried to pull one over on the other smart kids and all of us dumb kids on the Internet caught them in the act.

Penn would get the last laugh though, as they blanked the Crimson in the second half and ended their 22-game winning streak in the process, which no doubt shriveled many penises on campus that night.

Hey, they do it in the pros, too: Watch This Spurs Announcer Draw A Penis On Your TV Screen

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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